News Item: 2 say or not 2 say...
(Category: Misc)
Posted by MC Oskowis
Friday 25 April 2008 - 13:22:16

Here are a few things that you really wish you could say at design review sessions...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of cr*p.
2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
7. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
8. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
9. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
11. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
18. Do I look like a people person?
19. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
20. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
21. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
22. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
23. Can I trade this design specification for what's behind door #1?
24. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
25. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.
27. Oh I get it--- it's like humor---but different.

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